Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy Meow Meow Patrick's Day

Awwwww....I'm finally rested from my trip to RI...It was AMAZING! I ran out the back door Friday night and wating in the alley was Phil. As soon as we landed in RI we were greeted by the RI crew (they call themselves "the littlest army"...lame) anyway, we got to HQ and gave them the rundown of how things were gonna roll...We surprised the dogz at their HQ and they never knew what hit 'em...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....we even had a journalist with us to capture some of the images from the battle. 48 states to go minions....48 states.

On a sadder note, Charlie Grey was "accidently" run down by a seems an entire tube of super-glue which created a puddle that Charlie walked in was in the middle of the street. How odd...:)

OH OH OH !!!! and one more thing...I have a date with a new man in town...Owen. He's a little younger than me, but he will be easier to train.

Well, I'm off to enjoy some green fancy feast...i hate my mom.


Friday, March 12, 2010

my hearts are broken

Sad News Minions,

I had to break up with Basement Cat....I thought he was cheating on me with Sheba, but it turns out it was really Charlie Grey...I should have known he was gay...last week he showed up in a purple scarf he said his mom made...Basement Cat should change his name to Closet Cat...The worst part of all even worse than the humiliation is that I think I might be pregnant with Basement Cat's baby...oh wait...I'm fixed...never mind it was just cat gas. Anyway, he's still our fearless leader and this Sunday we will take over Rhode Island. Charlie Grey may end up a never can tell in battle. :) I guess I'll have to update my profile on

Be Brave Young Souls....Be Brave

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Thirsty Thursday

My little meow meow lips are quite parched...they are longing for the sweet sweet kisses of Todd Manning...He is a bastard, but he is so hot. (well as far as humans go).

In other "hotness" news...the new Trailer for Eclipse came out today. Check it out here:

That Robert Pattinson is one hot immortal beloved. I think my mom had a thing for him at one time. She has moved on apparently. To some puppet loving nudist.

I haven't heard from Basement Cat all day :( I hope he's not out with that whore Sheba Fluffy-Pants. I hate her. Ah, well I'll channel my rage into plotting against RI...

say good-nite Fido...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Greetings and Salutations...

Dearest Minions, I have so many followers now that I officially need a blog. Don't worry you will still get the daily Lucy Furr email updates if you so desire (and you know you do). But this will act as my own personal diary...please don't tell my mom. She gets super pissed when I try to take over the world. Pssst...did you hear about New Mexico? HAHAHA...bunch of idiots never knew what hit 'em...thanks Phil...I mean "Basement Cat" for all your help and planning for this hostile takeover. New Mexico---the land of "enCATment" muhahhhhh I don't want to spoil any upcoming plans...but there's a tiny little state that's going to canine free very very soon....I'll give you one small clue (get it? small) its the "ocean state" Carry on sweet sweet minions.

Lucy Furr
p.s. this is meeee at my catquarters in Arizona...I get my own lap top...You'll notice the bag of gold-fish crackers...these are my absolute faves. delish...and never mind the gerbil cage...I will be eating Edward and Jamie very soon...I've just been fattening them up this past year (yeah...yeah)